Professor Jones said lots of provocative things about voting machines when he spoke to legislators March 8. He surely made a case for modernizing Iowa’s voting machine processes. But it was not the big news of the day.
As I indicated Friday, the paper trail bill is held up for other reasons. The key road blocker wants to add an irrelevant rider to the bill. This is so maddening and so clearly unneeded that I intend to dwell on it a bit. It will take some time and some space, but what is space on the internet?
Representative Jacobs of Des Moines wants to require that all voters take their government issued id card to the polls. No card–no vote. She says that this protects the integrity of elections. I ask, “Protect elections from what?”
There are four possible answers. She will protect us from scoundrels who might impersonate dead voters. She will protect us from aliens who vote, from felons who vote or from phantom voters. Today we consider the threat from beyond the grave.
Suppose Schemer the Scoundrel wants to vote in this fateful election. He fears some bond issue will pass and that will mean higher property taxes. But he knows what to do! Schemer will vote as himself and as two other people.
Schemer has calculated that only about 200 votes will be cast in this race and it could be a close race. So by committing this crime two times in one day, he can add two more votes (1%) to the vote total and MAYBE tip the balance. It is worth the risk, he thinks. His property taxes are damn high already.
Schemer has been reading the newspaper and has kept his ear to the ground. He knows about Civic Virtue who was killed in a car wreck Sunday morning while traveling out of state. And he knows about Senior Citizen who died Sunday evening. He will vote for both of them. He is lucky that the recently dead voters lived in two precincts different from his own, because his own voting place has been run by the same poll workers for years and they know Schemer on sight.
Schemer is a true politico. He cares deeply about all elections and always votes. He always thought it was unfair that his vote was cancelled by people who could barely recite the Bill of Rights. Only someone this passionate about elections is likely to risk arrest to make sure he gets the result he wants.
What are the risks for our Schemer? Both the dead voters were about the same age as Schemer, so that risk is small. But, still . . .
What if the a poll worker personally knew the dead voters? When the first poll worker calls out “Civic Virtue is here to vote,” maybe the others will know he is not really Civic Virtue. Or maybe someone who is poll watching will know. Nah. There aren’t poll watchers in these local elections. But what about the other people in line to vote? Nah. There won’t be lines.
Of course that is another risk. If the polls are quiet, Schemer will be the focus of attention. So either way–busy polls or empty polls– the risk of being recognized as an imposter is still present.
There is a second risk. Schemer must sign in. Can he make his signature look like the signature of someone else? How can he get access to one of Civic Virtue’s signatures so he can practice forging it?
There is a third risk. What if the dead traveler voted absentee before he left on his trip? What if Senior Citizen has voted absentee for years and years? Perhaps Schemer can just pretend to be forgetful and say “Oh yeah, I guess I did already vote. Sorry to bother you.” He may be able to escape without being identified later. Come to think of it, Schemer had better wear sunglasses. Maybe a distracting hat would help, too.
But not too distracting. That might trigger the fourth risk. The election worker might ask to see identification! Iowa Code 49.77 (3) states:
“A precinct election official may require of the voter unknown to the official, identification upon which the voter’s signature or mark appears.”
Oh oh. Now our scoundrel is in over his head. No–think faster—he can say he “forgot” his id at home and RUN out the door to go get it. Whew! That was a close one.
You see Iowa law does not require voters to present identification, but election workers can request it if they deem it wise.
So how likely is it that our scoundrel will actually vote in place of dead voters? He must know who to impersonate and be about the same age as they were. He must forge their signatures. He must not be recognized by anyone or accidentally arouse suspicion by voting for someone who has already voted an absentee ballot. He must have a persuasive but fake id card or hope he is not asked for his card.
This scheme is preposterous. Those old familiar stories about dead Chicagoans casting votes required corrupt election workers in addition to scheming impersonators. ID cards won’t protect against corrupt election officials. Besides, we don’t have any of them in Iowa. Jacobs is insulting our poll workers if she thinks dead people are voting in this state.
We should not allow this nonsense to stop good legislation like the paper trail bill.